I don't want to go on a rant, but..

Dennis Miller is getting his own news show on CNBC. How much do you want to bet this lasts a month? Honestly, do people actually care about Dennis Miller anymore? Didn't his schtick die in the 90's? Since we're giving old comedians who stopped being funny 10 years ago jobs, can Eddie Murphy get his own news program? I can picture it now: "The Stash of Pluto Nash."