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"Star Wars Episodes 7-8-9 To Possibly Become Reality"

Dear God,

George Lucas is a bad, evil man. Please kill him.

Love,
tas

P.S. - While I have your attention, can you please tell Dubya that he doesn't speak for you? He keeps on having these delusions that make him murder people in your name. It's annoying and pissing off the rest of the planet.

P.P.S. - What's your opinion of the phrase "God Bless America"? Do you really bless us?