Court says cop shouldn't have been stiffed

I certainly can't make this up.

A San Diego policeman who sold videos of himself masturbating after removing a police uniform was wrongly dismissed from the force, a U.S. appeals court ruled...

I have an off-topic question: Why do people buy this stuff? Maybe we should ask the offiicer's supervisor, since he searched eBay to find the video and then fired the officer. But, I mean, I've never thought of my masturbation sessions as exciting enough to tape and make money off of. Maybe I'm wrong. Lemmie find a video camera...