4/26/2004

Clueless

I love Bush's reaction to yesterday's historic March for Women. This man couldn't get a clue if it fucked him up the ass.

"The president believes we should work to build a culture of life in America and regardless of where one stands on the issue of abortion, we can all work together to reduce the number of abortions through promotion of abstinence-education programs, support for parental-notification laws and continued support for banning partial-birth abortion."

It doesn't matter if you're for or against abortion, it can be stopped if you pesky people just stop having sex! Hey you, stop fucking! You too, stop fucking! EVERYONE JUST STOP FUCKING! Because as you all know, abstinence really works!