Fuck Drudge, the stupid bastid

Look! Drudge comes up with some more hard hitting "news"!

On the Friday before his MEET THE PRESS appearance, Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry flew his Washington, DC hairdresser to Pittsburgh for a touch-up, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Meanwhile, real journalists are are trying to dig further into Bush's National Guard records to see if he went AWOL, but Bush won't allow the release of records that would clear his name if he indeed wasn't AWOL. But all Drudge can report on is a haircut. What a wanker.