The upside to Kerry's low poll numbers

Just like a fat, ugly, middle aged, balding man at a seedy strip club (the snappy, not-so-lame humor thing just isn't working today, sorry folks), Bush is blowing his campaign money faster than you can say "simian" (OK, worked that time) - 50 million last month. All that money up his nose, uh, I mean, on the campaign trail, and he can only muster a slight lead in some polls against Kerry. And to think, all Kerry would have to do to take the lead is alter his positions on some issues (coughhackiraqcoughpukehairball) so he looks like an actual alternative instead of Bush Decaffinated.