And the award for the best, no bullshit headline goes to...

"US film board rules Fahrenheit 9/11 unsuitable for teens," from the Hindustan Times. God forbid that teenagers in this country ever get subjected to a bit of reality. It's much too dangerous to have 16-17 year olds see a movie that displays some horrors of war; we can just wait until they're 18, recruit them, and ship them off to see the real thing!