People find this site how...?

Yesterday, somebody found this site using the search string, "better ways to orgasm in the shower". If you're same person who also came here via, "men wearing speedos", my suggestion to you is just imagine men wearing speedos while you're showering. Though, if you want to discuss personal preferences, I've never found masturbation in the shower enjoyable. I always feel rushed, and it feels really sore hours afterwards. Plus when I take a shower, I want to minimize the "funny smells" coming from my person for the rest of the day. But that's just me, and there may already be something fishy about you.

And if you're the person who searched for, "the palestinians are not the same thing as the rebel alliance", cool. I'm an Atom and His Package fan too, and that's one of his better songs.

As for last months search strings, if you came here via, "fuck my mouth until i puke", leave right now. Please. Thanks. And you won't find any "iraqi's masturbating" here, either. As for, "how to make masturbation a lot better", click here for help. We still don't have any "ben cohen shirtless" photos. [Shudder.] And, uhm, "assfucking wonkette supports kerry"? She fucks ass? Remind me to ask her if she owns a strap on.