So that's how Britney got them!

The new perk to joining the military will make some women very perky - Be all you can be with breast enlargements.

The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills. ...

Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.

This part is rich: "Something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills." You know, when a soldier is injured on the battlefield, I betcha the first thing they need is a bigger rack!

While they're at it, the military should start offering penis enlargements. We'd never have to call up the reserves again.