Memo to John Kerry

Why the fuck weren't you at one of the Red Sox World Series games being played at Fenway Park, aka your backyard? I understand that swing states are important, but I shudder to think of all the face time you missed in front of a national TV audience. Sure, watching the game offers nothing of substance politically, but your name would be mentioned every other inning. Don't miss the Soxtober Surprise giving you an opportunity to reach millions of voters with free advertising.

(Plus they were good games.)