I promise there will be something of substance posted to the blog tonight. It would have been posted this morning, but I had to call Verizon, who were finally able to get UPS on the phone only to have UPS tell me that they delivered my DSL modem on saturday. Which means one of two things happened: a neighborhood kid stole it, or they are lying since I was home that morning and my roommate was home for most of the day. I'm leaning towards the latter right now. Of course, I don't find this out until tuesday because nobody there has my UPS tracking number... So, in the meantime, I'm still using dial up on crappy, old telephone lines, which makes just checking email an adventure to cringe it.