People are fucking insane

I woke up at 5am today because my shift at my seasonal retail job started at 5:45. When I got to my store, there stood 300 people in a line going around the building. At quarter to six. I'm sorry, but that's just fucking insane. Every person in that line is a certified nutjob. I'm serious. Anyone who wants to get up that early to shop needs to get their head checked NOW.