Spam Parade

Latest subject lines I've received:

"small square plaster would grow ur little dic.k "
"healthful rebutted provisional batwing ditto" (WTF?)
"donkey loamy cholinesterase" (again, WTF?)
"use this plaster & ur pen-is will really grow oviform appeal" (is my cock a house? I ain't putting fucking plaster on it)
"no one will love u if u are fat biotaxy"
"never be a person that irritating others the most janice ogress cottony" (uh, yeah)
"stick plaster and see ur pe,nis grow longer debauchee kermes" (again with the cock plaster! Damnit, the only white stuff on my wang will be semen after I whack it, and then I have to wash it off before to ferments and turns green or something.)
"bikini snow skiing................... " (glass cutting ahead!)

Yeah, there really isn't a point to this post...