All the weird international news you ever wanted to know

In Mumbai, police raid nightclubs and arrest 600, "cracking down on flesh trade, obscenity that had flourished in these nightclubs, police said." In Burundi, armed forces have been terrorizing the population and raping women and young girls. (If I had time, I'd check to see if they receive any US foreign aid.) In Morocco, an earthquake has killed 564 (so far...) In Russia, President Putin shitcanned most of his cabinet. In Congo, 100 people are mutilated, "After they had cut off the sexual organs, they walked away with them. They took the victims' blood in flasks." In Costa Rica, the UN shuts down a progressive/pro-peace shortwave radio station. And since California feels more like a foreign country everyday, I'll mention that they have banned the sale of genetically-alerted glow in the dark fish.