Kerry's been pimpin'

Seeing that I want Bush out of office, I hate linking to stories like this one, since Kerry is the likely nominee. But I don't want to be dishonest. But at the same time, I'd like to pretend that Kerry is squeaky clean and just give myself a good washing after the election. So, I'll compromise: I'm not going to quote from the article or describe it to you, I'm gonna make you work for it. You'll just have to clink the lick to find out what the story is. This Loaded Mouth editorial policy is effective immediately, or until I get really pissed off with Kerry and just can't take it anymore. Or until I wake up, god am I tired today. 8 full hours of sleep has alluded me for the past week.