Do you go jousting with that thing?

Interested-Participant found a huge story.

...the Russian Museum of Erotica is proudly exhibiting the preserved 30-centimeter penis of Grigory Rasputin.

And knowing Rasputin's history...

Rasputin's death became the stuff of legend: assassins fed him poisoned cakes and wine, and when the poison failed to kill Rasputin they shot him and beat him. Still Rasputin didn't die, until finally the men bound him and tossed him into the Neva River, where he drowned.

...it makes me wonder if Smiling Bob will ever die.