Your momma wears combat boots

Well, the government may want her to soon.

The chief of the U.S. Selective Service System has proposed registering women for the military draft and requiring that young Americans regularly inform the government about whether they have training in niche specialties needed in the armed services.

Great. Because, you know, all these wars are just soooo just. I wonder what the new military recruiting posters will say: "I WANT YOU - To smile for the camera while forcing one Iraqi to suck another Iraqi's cock!"