Gun. Now.

There would have been a hole in the television if I watched The Big Dick deliver this quote: "Don Rumsfeld is the best secretary of defense the United States has ever had. . . . People should get off his case and let him do his job." Honest to fucking god, "the best secretary of defense the United States has ever had" insisted that we goto war in Iraq based on lies, insisted that it would be a cakewalk and we didn't have to send in as many troops and other experts thought we needed, insisted that the Iraqi people would welcome us with open arms, and insisted that we would bring rape room-free freedom and democracy to the land of Babylon. Instead, what we got was a quagmire and a few browned broomsticks with dried corn on them. But not only does The Big Dick insist that Rumsfeld is the best defense secretary ever, but in light of just how far off the deep end our military has gone in Iraq, we should leave him alone?!

Ladies and gentlemen, you couldn't get better proof that the Bush administration isn't living in reality if Ms. England stuck in on the tip of a broomstick and fucked you up the ass with it.