Loaded Mouth is all about the issues

And the people who have issues. For example...

A man sucked the toes or kissed the feet of two women and a girl in surprise assaults, police said.

A 12-year-old told police that she was reading at the library when James M. Kilpatrick, 21, of Greensburg, started kissing her feet, then offered her 22-year-old sister a dollar to let him do the same to her.

At a nearby park, one woman told police she dozed off while sunbathing and woke up to find Kilpatrick sucking her toes. Another woman had her toes sucked when she stopped to read a memorial plaque in the park, police said.

Nice shoes, wanna suck?