Paging Dr. Chef, Dr. Swedish Chef...

Chop off ze penis, bork bork bork! Chop chop chop!

A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces.

Speaking of testicles (always wanted to use that in a conversation), that sound you hear is millions of testicles rescinding back into their owners body after reading this story.