7/22/2004

Now with 50% more pants shitting!

Ironically enough, Fahrenheit 9/11 has provided some Republicans with a rare moment of clarity.

Republicans initially dismissed "Fahrenheit 9/11" as a cinematic screed that would play mostly to inveterate Bush bashers. Four weeks and $94 million later, the film is still pulling in moviegoers at 2,000 theaters around the country, making Republicans nervous as it settles into the American mainstream.

"I'm not sure if it moves voters," GOP consultant Scott Reed said, "but if it moves 3 or 4 percent it's been a success."

I think it's safe to say that the more people who see F9/11, the more people who will vote against Bush. On that thought...

A Gallup survey conducted July 8-11 said 8 percent of American adults had seen the film at that time, but that 18 percent still planned to see it at a theater and another 30 percent plan to see it on video.

It just gets worse for the GOFU, doesn't it?

Good.