Fark Headline of the Day

"N. Kentucky passes law stating strippers no longer allowed to talk to customers. Oh well, just have to look at the boobies."

This reminds me of the time I went to a strip club in Covington, KY. I went with my Republican, and now ex, girlfriend, and her friends, and we were the only people in there who weren't dirty old men. And the strippers came over and started talking to us about their kids.