Overzealous enemas!

Would I make this shit up?

A blow to conspiracy theorists appeared in this paper the other day. According to scientists, Napoleon Bonaparte was not murdered, as has long been suspected, but instead died as the result of a potassium imbalance. This, it's now thought, was brought about by a well-intentioned doctor being over-zealous in his use of enemas. I'm aware that the mere mention of an overzealous enema will have led many of you to start turning the page, but stay with me if you will.

Yes kids, it's just another violent enema provided by Satan's little monkeys.