Live blogging the debate!

9:06 - "Chase down the al-Qa'ida..." Matt: 'The al-Qa'ida? The fuck?'

9:08 - Bush has never said that he's not worried about Osama? Bull.

9:09 - Don't get a flu shot, you youngins! Die!

9:09 - "I haven't gotten a flu shot and I don't intend to." Matt: 'Buuuullshit!' Me: 'He hasn't had a medical exam this year, either.'

9:11 - Bush is trying to keep himself from emitting that stupid fucking smirk. Watch him.. He so wants to play frat boy. I'm surprised he's kept himself contained so far.

9:12 - Matt: 'But he's saying you can buy into it, the government isn't going to fucking pay for it!'

9:15 - Hmmm, seems like Bush has his old nose back.

9:17 - "I'll tell you what pay-go is.." Wow. That joke fell flat.

9:18 - "I'll pay you to goto community college!" Matt: 'Oh boy!'

9:19 - dKos has already debunked Bush's OBL comment. Bwwwahaha... 0wned!

9:20 - Matt: '30%? Try 100%, Kerry.'

9:22 - On Kerry's coment about how one can go overseas and make beter money, I'll make a post about my research into working in India later. It's not pretty for the Bush administration.

9:23 - Bush: "Woooh!" What a dick.

9:25 - Kerry had a great rebuttal on the Pell Grants.

9:26 - Bush's corny attempts at a knockout blow, "Kennedy is the conservative senator from Massachusetts!," followed with a shit-eating grin, are just pathetic.

9:30 - Commissar is live blogging and providing Sox/Yankees updates, too. He's Republican, but I can respect the baseball thing. :)

9:31 - Matt: 'He quoted the Bible? That should catch Bush off-guard.'

9:33 - We should all be involved with abstinence programs, Bush? Goddamn. My loins are killing me!

9:34 - Matt on the health savings accounts: 'Why the fuck would people want a high deductable?'

9:35 - Matt: 'Bugy and horse days? How fucking ignorant do you have to be to say bugy and horse? It's horse and buggy!"

9:36 - Kerry says Bush blocked drugs from Canada. Matt says, "Thank you, Kerry," for mentioning it.

9:36 - Yankees still up by a run. Bastids.

9:37 - "I was deeply concerned about seniors picking between prescription drugs and food!" Well, stay concenred Bush, because they're still choosing.

9:39 - Kerry is continuing his streak of being cool, calm, collected, and very presidential. Keeping his eyes in the camera is the big plus.

9:41 - So leading news organizations aren't credible anymore, Bush? Matt: 'He fucking zinged himself!' Me: 'What a dick.'

9:42 - Matt: 'Why is it that people goto Canada for drugs? Why is it that people have dual citizenships with England to get health coverage? Why is it that Hong Kong citizens in China keep their Hong Kong IDs? They all want socialized health care!'

9:44 - After Bush talked about Medicare checks: 'But in 2009, fuck you!' Bonus random comment, 'One of which was to stick a broom up my ass and go rrrrrRRRR!'

9:45 - Matt: 'Back in the 90s when companies allowed pension plans to go into mutual funds and the stock market went down, people lost money. Is that what Bush's social security plan is?'

9:48 - Yankees still up by 1 in the 5th inning. Bastids.

9:49 - Matt: 'I'm waiting for Bush to take a shit and fling it at Kerry. He just has that gorilla attack look on his face.'

9:50 - Bush just said that the middle class got most of the tax cut. That's an absolute lie.

9:51 - Don't you love how Bush gets that dumbass grin on his face whenever he thinks he makes a point? "Look, Mommy, I made a point! Aren't you proud of meeeee?!"

9:56 - "4000 people a day coming over the border." Zing! Matt: 'So you're saying you were inept when you were the governor of Texas, Bush?'

9:58 - Matt: 'Don't quote that!' Sorry, folks.

9:59 - What does the No Child Left Behind Act have to do with minimum wage?

10:00 - The Sox only have one hit right now. Do you believe in curses?

10:00 - "Well, again the President didn't answer the question." Zing!

10:02 - Bush says he doesn't have alitmus test for judges? Right. And I have a two foot cock.

10:03 - Matt: 'My professor told me there's a town in Massachusetts that has the best public school system in the country, but they are in danger of losing their accreditation because No Child Left Behind requires constant growth, and this town would have to have 104% of their high school grads going to college." Wow, Bush can't do math!

10:07: Kos: 'And he is starting to yell. Furious George can't be denied forever!'

10:07 - Bush says that Kerry will turn over security to other nations. There he goes again... Seriously, that's what Kerry should have said.

10:09 - Matt, after Bush talked about guns: 'So the whole state of Texas is going to be arrested?'

10:11 - "That's what Osama bin Laden's handbook said." Zing!

10:12 - In the interests of being fair and balanced, Commissar: "Kerry is going to double the number of special forces. He is gonna train them personally, he fought in Nam you know... And using stem-cell research, he's going to clone them."

10:13 - Matt: 'Come on, say it: This is a president who had the black voters of Florida disenfranchised. Come on, say it! Saga!"

10:14 - Matt: 'Because he doesn't know what the fuck to say, Bush is going back to education.'

10:15 - Indeed, Kos: 'Notice also, how in every question dealing with jobs or minimum wage, Bush answers with some "education" blather.'

10:21 - Yankees homered, 3-0. Fuckers.

10:23 - Commissar: 'Bush started with a good answer about prayer, but got all tangled up and wandered off the point. Close, but no cigar. Bush said Christian, Jew, or Muslim; but insults all pagans and Wiccans by omission! Intolerant Bush! An omission which Kerry seized on by invoking Native American beliefs.'

10:25 - "I guess you could say it was love at first sight." Matt: 'And then she suuucked mah dick!' Me: 'I'm quoting that one!'

10:27 - Matt is playing Snood and making fun of Kerry's final statement. 'And I'll make blowjobs legal!'

10:29 - Woo hoo, the Sox got another hit!

10:30 - Kerry just stuck something in his pocket as he walked away from the lectern! The right wing blogs will claim he cheated and talk about it for two months, you heard it here first!