Pumpin' out more videos than a porn hole wholesaler

Al Jazeera reports that al-Qa'ida has released another video. It features "the Islamist network's second-in-command," MC Ayman al-Dhawahiri, kickin' it old school with some brand new raps about America, infidels, and the smooth feel of a translucent virgin sliding up and down your wang after you've blown yourself up for Allah. Definitely email your requests to TRL for this mad phat shi'ite, yo.