And git dem giddam homo books out of ouuur liebraries, ya hear?!

Chepooka comments on some extreme "fucktardary" (heh) in Alabama:

An Alabama lawmaker who sought to ban gay marriages now wants to ban novels with gay characters from public libraries, including university libraries.

A bill by Rep. Gerald Allen, R-Cottondale, would prohibit the use of public funds for "the purchase of textbooks or library materials that recognize or promote homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle." Allen said he filed the bill to protect children from the "homosexual agenda."

This guy so needs copies of Stud Puppy for Christmas. Feel free to send all your spare gay porn to these addresses:

Rep. Gerald Allen
Room 531
11 S. Union Street
Montgomery, AL 36130

- or -

Gerald Allen
Post Office Box 71001
Tuscaloosa, AL 35407

Come on, let's show Republicans that we're not all bad people by reaching out to them with gifts this holiday season!