Holy Fuck!
This fucker is absofuckinglutely the best fucking legal defense of the best fucking word in the fucking world.

Fucking satire aside.. The link goes to a legal brief filed by a public defender for a student who used the F-word when his high school vice principle caught him smoking in the bathroom. So what does his vice principle do? He gets charges filed against the kid, getting him tried for a misdemeanor. Honest to fucking god, what happened to keeping punishment for troublesome kids within the school system? This kid smoked in the bathroom and swore at his vice principle, does he really need charges filed against him that will just clog up the legal system?

Anyways, this legal brief is hilarious. It goes into a history of the F-word, proving how popular it is and how it's been accepted into the English language with open arms. He does a chart of Google hits, showing that the F-word gets more hits then "baseball", "hot dogs", "apple pie", "mom", and "chevrolet". Unfortunately, because of a pleas bargain, this will never be used in court. But it's still great for a fucking laugh.