Suckball

Skip this if you don't care about baseball.

God, when did the Red Sox start poppin suck pills? And does Manny have money on not driving home a run or something? He only left a bazillion runners on last night. He's being paid a bazillion dollars for what again..? Somebody remind me.. Oh yeah, to produce runs! But, but, he got a hit today! Oooooh! I'm shocked that I haven't started drinking yet.