The Anal Right

Republicans have their panties in a bunch all because Dean dared to say: "The most interesting theory that I've heard so far – which is nothing more than a theory, it can't be proved – is that he was warned ahead of time by the Saudis." The "theory", of course, is that Bush had advance knowledge of 9/11.

Newsmax (.duh) had this to say: "It looks like ex-congressional nutball Cynthia McKinney has picked up some new support for her conspiracy theory..." It's not worth continuing. And, of course, the head of the Republican National Committee has said his piece.

You know, it's funny that not one of these GOP assfucks has the balls to ask why Bush has been holding up the 9/11 investigation. What does Bush have to hide? Maybe if Bush just cooperated witht he inestigation, [put on your sunglasses in preparation for the blinding light of logic].. There wouldn't be a "theory"! Holy fucking shit, who woulda thunk it?!

But, since Bush obviously has something to hide, it could prove the theory correct. So the GOP strategy is to belittle it as some "Crackpot" theory and defend the man who shouldn't be president in the first place. Democracy? Screw that! If you disargee with us, we'll call you names! Boogerhead!

God fucking damnit. I'm moving to Mars.