Well, those fools in SanFran did it, they married a lesbian couple. The moral fabric of America has now been destroyed. Look, here comes Jesus for the rapture!

So, the first marriage of a same sex couple in America has happened.

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Well, my life hasn't changed yet, has yours? I mean, Republicans told us that society is supposed to be destroyed if we allow gay marriages. When does this process start? How long do we have to wait? [tapping fingers] I'M WAIIIITING...