Hypothetical situation

If Dick Cheney himself resigned from the vice presidency and came out swinging against the Bush administration, what kind of smear campaign would Bush/Rove & Co. launch against him?

If the rapture begins and Jesus comes down, goes on national television and says, "Bush definitely isn't coming with me!", what kind of smear campaign would be laucnhed agaisnt him? Seeing that he hails from the Middle East, I imagine they would call him a terrorist.