Immature humor break

Here's my results from the Random Masturbation Synonym Generator:

Doin' a loner with the one-eyed worm
Digitally oscillating Johnson
Debugging the hard drive
Unsheathing Old Faithful
Jerkin' the weasel

There's over 150,000 responses, I can't sit here and click for that long. I have other things to do, like tenderizing the one-eyed burping gecko.