The economy's doing great!

Halliburton is on a hiring spree -- For jobs in Iraq, of course. For $80,000 a year, you too can drive a truck and risk losing your head. Literally! And just think, we could hire actual Iraqis to do these jobs and not only save the American taxpayers millions, but give a job to someone who may get bored and just start fighting against us when they can't find gainful employment.

Of course, do to all this, we'd have to surgically remove Halliburton's lips from the prick of the Bush administration.

It takes a political climate this desperate, this much in bed with huge corporations, that caused Kerry to remind voters that he was a lawyer in the second debate.