Airport security? The GOP says we don't need any stinkin' airport security!

Party like it's September 10th!

Does their mania for doing everything wrong have no end? After spending umpteen millions of dollars to professionalize airport security, we're now going to let airports piss it all away by returning to a low-bid system where airport brass can force patently unqualified screeners to rush potential terrorists through checkpoints in the interest of shorter lines? And they accuse us of "having a September 10 mindset?"

Maybe the GOP could offer all passengers some box cutters before lift off. You know, just in case!