Bush is getting a lube job

What scares me the most about Bush's attitude is that he never rethinks his policies, nor does he think he has any responsibility for the consequences of his decisions. In fact, if his policies have failed, then he'll waste no time in proclaiming that the have already succeeded with flying colors. Say Bush was trying to fix the reception on his TV, so instead of adjusting the antenna, he hits it. Noticing that it didn't work, he hits it again, harder. And harder. And harder. The reception still sucks, but Bush still won't touch the antenna. Instead, he whips out a sledgehammer and smashes it through the screen while screaming, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" That, folks, is how Bush operates.

It's only going to get worse for the next 4 years. It's bad enough that the Democrats are ready to sell their soul to Harry Reid, their leader who they have publicly compared to Mr. Fucking Rogers, which I imagine speaks volumes about how much the Bush administration isn't afraid of him. What's worse is that the Bush administration is streamlining itself into a well-oiled machine where opposition to the Bush agenda just plain doesn't exist. If you thought things were bad for the last 4 years, wait until we have to live without Colin Powell and the new CIA keeps churning out false intelligence reports that agree with the Bush party line because disagreeing with the man means your ass gets fired. One can only wonder what new "intelligence" the CIA will unearth. Suddenly Sadaam and Osama were good buddies and there are WMDs in Iraq! And Iran has a missile aimed at Washington DC! We better go put a stop to that!

May I suggest taking a seat for the next 4 years? Or if you insist on standing, then clinch those buttcheeks together tightly, because now there ain't gonna be nobody around to slow down Bush when he's coming for your ass.