More proof that the right is absolutely insane

Christ. Where do I even start with this one?

Titled "OBSESSED WITH SEX: How Kinsey's fraudulent science unleashed a catastrophic 'revolution' in America," this remarkable investigative report explores America's ever-increasing preoccupation with sex, and the real causes behind it.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I thought the real underlying reasons behind America's "ever-increasing preoccupation with sex" was a mixture of two causes: The fact that we have penises and vaginas. But hey, I could be wrong, right?

Whistleblower documents with devastating clarity exactly how America was transformed in five decades from the "Leave it to Beaver" innocence of the 1950s to today's wanton, "anything-goes" sexual anarchy:

Man, in five decades we went from "Leave it to Beaver" to "Leave your face in the Beaver." I think the reason for this is the fact that ones a teensy-weensy bit more exciting than the other. (One also smells better than the other, too.)

First, there's the multi-billion-dollar pornography industry, which through the Internet is magically being transported into previously unreachable market territory – namely, the sanctity of millions of middle-class homes. There are 4.2 million pornographic websites – that's 12 percent of all websites in the world, totaling 372 million pornographic pages. Pornographic search engine requests total 68 million per day.

So it's the internet's fault? Because we all know that middle-class homes didn't have stacks of Playboy's back in the 70s.

Then there is the youthful epidemic of "hooking up" – widespread, casual recreational sex, often with multiple partners.

Hooking up happens "often with multiple partners?" Shit, I've been missing out!

And this publication, being from the right, they of course find a way to blame Clinton.

Turbo-charged by President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky's high-profile example – "if it's OK for the president, it must be OK for me" – middle and high school children are experimenting with sex in the bathroom stalls at school, behind the gym, and in the back of the school bus. More children, at earlier ages, are engaging in sexual acts than ever before.

I wonder if they took a poll to find this information out or if they are just pulling stuff out of their ass.

And speaking of stuff in asses:

Homosexual sex, a generation ago, was widely considered both immoral and pathological. Today it's enshrined as a constitutional right and the hallmark of a new "protected class." Government schools nationwide teach children as young as five that homosexuality is normal – and that disagreeing with this viewpoint brands you as an intolerant "hater."

And how wrong this is! Instead of treating homosexuals like the actual people that they are, let's go back to regarding them as pathological, ass-raping monsters! That's progress!

America's bedrock institutions – from its legal system to the news media, from its schools to its churches – are rapidly reversing millennia of traditional values on homosexuality.

And we all know how traditional values are never wrong. What's next for these assholes, turning back the clock on interracial marriage and throwing all those negros to the back of the bus? While we're at it, let's bring back slavery! And I've always wondered how sweet burning flesh smelled after a successful witch hunt.

Even child sexual abuse, rape and incest (which its apologists euphemistically now call "adult-child sex" and "intergenerational sex") are slowly but surely gaining respectability. Currently, 100,000 websites offer illegal child pornography, and worldwide child porn generates $3 billion in revenues every year.

Uhm, this is the first time I've ever read "adult-child sex." Ever. Where exactly are these defenders of child pornography? Are they in the media? What television stations? What magazines? What pundits have ever defended it? Where's the groundswell of "adult-child sex" advocates that they claim exists? As for "intergenerational sex," does this mean we need an age limit on who you can consent with, depending on how old you are? If you're 35, you will it now be illegal to diddle with a 25 year old? If so, there goes half of my dating opportunities.

How on earth did America get to this point where we're literally drowning in sex?

Yes, it's a bukkake tsaunami!

Kinsey claimed that 85 percent of males had intercourse prior to marriage, nearly 70 percent had sex with prostitutes, and 30-45 percent of husbands had extramarital affairs. Moreover, from 10 to 37 percent of men had engaged in homosexual acts, according to Kinsey. In fact, the oft-repeated claim that one in 10 human beings is homosexual – a cornerstone of the "gay rights" movement – comes directly from Kinsey's published research.

So Kinsey found out that people had sex? There's a shocker!

Kinsey, the "heroic scientist" whose "research" launched the sexual revolution and provides the "scientific" basis for it to this very day, was a fraud.

Yup. Just like all those environmental scientists who claim that global warming is happening, or all those Darwinist who insist that humans envolved through other animals. Bad science, bad bad bad!

He encouraged his wife and fellow "scientists" to engage in wild group sex, and filmed these sessions in his attic.

Sounds like an internship I'd go for. Where do I sign up?

"Leave it to Hollywood to immortalize and glorify one of the worst human beings of the past century, one who arguably has caused more harm than Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden," said WND Editor Joseph Farah.

Yes, they just compared a man who dared to speak upabout sex to Saddam and Osama. I guess they were just too lazy to add Hitler.

These people are fucking insane.

"This issue of Whistleblower is just about the most difficult we've ever done," added WND Managing Editor David Kupelian. "Sex is a topic that's easy to exploit, but hard to get really right. We had to labor long and hard to produce the most tasteful and insightful, yet hard-hitting, presentation possible on a radioactive subject."

Long and hard? Indeed!

In so doing, the issue clearly and powerfully points the way back to sexual sanity and real happiness.

Ahhh, real happiness. Real happiness! And what's real happiness, you ask? Why, it's sitting down in front of the tube and watching "Leave it to Beaver." And don't forget going to church on Sundays. (I'm sure they won't let you forget once it's mandated by law. Oops, I can't say "mandate," that might have homosexual overtones.) And we certainly can't have women going to clambakes. And anybody who even dares to think about having sex for fun instead of procreation, well it's off to the slammer with them!

Welcome to the Bush agenda, folks. Check your freedoms, and any knowledge of sexual positions beyond missionary, at the door. You won't be needing them in his America.