Oh God

New, something for your GI Joe's to bitchslap: The Ann Coulter action figure!

Yes, it's real. It costs $29.95, which is rather expensive considering that she doesn't even come with a full skirt.

(Note to any feminists in the reading audience for clarification purposes: Loaded Mouth does not advocate bitchslapping women. Ann Coulter isn't a woman, though, she's the scion of Satan. If you had any confusion, I hope this clears it up.)