I think this is a sign

A big fucking sign that says, "Don't ever breed!"

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. ...

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

They may not be retarded people, but unfortunately, even retards figure out how to fuck. I mean, holy shit, if a married couple can't figure out on their own that you need to have sex to bear children, they shouldn't be allowed to have a child. Period. Because this is the test. It's an unwritten social contract. If you can't figure this out, then we don't want you to figure it out! The clinic should have said a little bird would drop a basket on their stoop soon, given them lollipops, and sent them off on their marry way.