Look! It's Monkey Mouse!

I couldn't resist... I am open to hearing potentially better captions, though. :)

..."In other news today, a UFO materialized to escort Bush back to his home planet. The President protested at first, but the aliens pacified him with a banana and he boarded the vessel without incident. When asked what's in the President's immediate future, the aliens said an 'anal probe' would be the first order of business."