Screamer of the Week

Bush's interview for Bill O'Reilly is sure to inspire many people to rip the hairs out of their head. (Less hair helps release the pressure in your skull, and if you don't depressurize, then your head will just fucking explode.) Read through this example, but only if you like pain...

O'REILLY: Do you think the Iraqis are going to fight for their freedom?

BUSH: Absolutely.

O'REILLY: You do.

BUSH: No question in my mind, they will, you bet. I was with Prime Minister Allawi yesterday. He is a tough guy. He is a strong leader. He believes the future of Iraq is the future of freedom, and he tells me that, you know that these places where they go bomb the recruits, the people trying to sign up to serve in the army or the police, the next day, more recruits come.

Bush forgot to add that the next day, more of "these places" are also blown up. He also glosses over the fact that the only reason Iraqis continue showing up for positions in the new Iraqi Amry and Police are because those are the only jobs around, which is partly due to the fact that we have Halliburton and other corportions importing in Americans, at high prices, to do contract work, leaving no work for Joe Average Iraqi.

Yet, this is supposed to be a sign of progress.

Go snort another line, buddy.