How to tell you're in Conservistan

Besides seeing billions of Bush/Cheney signs and stickers on the road, I caught a glimpse of lead headline on today's Sunday Cincinnati Enquirer: "Coming to terms with gay issues - Region leans toward tolerance, not acceptance." Geez, talk about framing an issue. Let me translate that headline into native conservative tongue: "Those goddamn faggots are a menace and we don't know what to do!" And yes, as if you needed to ask, this is the mindset of Bush's base.