Bush is demanding the Supreme Court to allow a shoving of the Ten Commandments up your ass

Well, actually, as Chepooka points out, Bush actually wants the Supreme Court to all the commandments to be placed in government buildings. Kind of funny how Bush is now advocating Supreme Court be filled with activist judges. While we're on this activist streak, I want my local hero school to have a picture of Anton LeVey on display. Hey, fair's fair!

(And, keeping with the spirit of the season and all, make sure you get your loved ones a copy of the [ahem] Anton LaVey Christmas album!)

(I'm not joking.)

(No, seriously, it fucking exists.)