Bin Laden's got a turban up his ass thiiiiiis big

It makes him a little uptight. Like today, in a new tape where he offers Europe a truce against violence, just as long as Europe "stops attacking muslims." However, he refuses to extend the same truce to the US. What the fuck, man? We're not all assholes.

Perhaps this has something to do with it:

And it condemns the recent US-led conflict in Iraq as a money-making scheme for companies making weapons or aiding reconstruction efforts - specifically naming the American firm Halliburton, AP said.

God, do I hate it when our worst enemy has a point.