9/26/2004

Power Stupidity

So, what's being said by the new wingnuts who control the media?

The Associated Press Pulls Out the Stops for Kerry

We have noted before that the Associated Press has become a part of the John Kerry campaign. This morning, many readers have directed our attention to this astonishing AP story titled "Bush Twists Kerry's Words on Iraq".

You know, Power Line's right. That title is atrociously incorrect! Instead of telling the truth and titling the article, "Bush is a goddamn fucking lair who places words in Kerry's mouth," or, "Bush snorts another line before slandering Kerry," the AP went weak. "Twists?" Chubby Checker does the fucking twist! Is Bush playing a game of twister or something? The guy's a bald faced lying sack of shit. Why won't the media say so?!

And thank you for your inspiration, Power Line! It's so nice to see people complaining about bias in the media. Hey, maybe you could branch out and start uncovering the lies behind Foxnews! And then criticize the right wing domination of the radio! And then, if you're feeling particularly fair, you can stick to to CBS for killing a story about Bush's reasons for going to war in Iraq! Oh, wait a second, you went after CBS for other reasons... Nevermind. I guess you're just a bunch of biased, hypocritical fucking assholes after all.