"Ve vant the money, Lebowski!"

Roxanne has a must-read open letter to Dubya and Kerry about what she cares about this election. It's about actual issues! I know this may come as a shocker to most candidates, but there are plenty of us pleabian voters out here who do actually shit a about the issues. We aren't worried about whether or not Kerry actually earned his purple heart in the middle of a zone warzone that Bush so conveniently avoided.

Reading it makes me wish that presidential elections were about actual issues, then maybe we would get somewhere as a country. Sigh.