Athens has me feeling jipped

In years past, one of the great things about watching the Olympics is seeing even the "mediocre" athletes perform amazing feats. Look at synchronized diving, for example; even the divers who finish in last place look absolutely spectacular doing it.

But this USA Mens Basketball team just flat out sucks.

...or, as a Fark headline succulently details: "Team USA basketball continues their unabated suckage as they get their asses handed to them by Puerto Rico. Upcoming opponents Outer Mongolia, Little Sisters of Mercy said to like their chances."