More definitive proof that Drudge is a dickhead

Via Atrios, Drudge's latest scoop of poop: "Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night -- a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms!"

Ooooh, he got into an argument with his wife! Oooh! I guess the problem here is that Kerry doesn't take the easy way out. I mean, why can't he just be more like Newt Gingrich who drops divorce papers on his wife's hospital bed while she's recovering from cancer? Certainly that's more respectable then [shock] getting into an argument with her!

Memo to Drudge: Go fuck yourself.