Now it's time for something disgusting...

The topic of my posts here lately have been election, election, and more on the goddamn election. So I figured I'd break the monotony with some TMI that you never needed to know.

Back when I was a kid and spent a week or two per summer at Camp Yawgoog, I ran into Boy Scouts who were too afraid of their bare asscheeks touching the toliet seats in the latrines. So these kids, whose diet at camp consisted of bad camp food, candy bars, soda, and undercooked hot dogs by the campfire; they wouldn't take a shit all week. Seriously, I shit you not. (Hah, that's a kneeslapper!) I imagine they clogged up their parents toliets upon returning home.