Creative Anarchy

Otherwise known as Jello Biafra's favorite sporting event: Pranks! Listening to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me! on NPR yesterday (yes, I was that bored, stop snickering), they mentioned one story about some anonymous pranksters in Louisana. The idea they came up with is so precious... On last Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year, they shot superglue into locks on the doors of major retail chains. So when all the psychotic shoppers snaked themselves around the buildings at ungodly hours of the morning that only third shifters like me should be allowed to be u, showered, and dressed in, these shoppers were stuck outside as the managers could open for business because they couldn't open their doors.

Hee hee hee...

Do you have any pranks in mind that would halt the process of rampant consumerism this holiday season? Any that you think should be put into practice? I'm taking suggestions. Feel free to post anonymously, if you wish.