Loaded Mouth in the classroom
Matt, the other Loaded Mouth, has not had time to post to the blog. He's been busy with school, but I got a chance to talk with him tonight. He told me about a discussion about gay marriage he had in one of his classes. Read, you'll laugh (and not just at my typos and poor grammar):
Matt: there was a heated debate in my legal environment of business class today
Matt: on mondays.. we do "news" discussions, on news topics that have massive legal implications
Matt: we discussed the gay marriage in mass today
Matt: i was the only one on the "panel of presenters" who was not a bigoted hate-monger
adupont13: Jesus.
adupont13: You should have presented my view on these to all the freedom-loving patriots.
adupont13: "If you don't have the freedom to marry who you want, then welcome to tyranny."
Matt: the arguement i used was:
Matt: well, 40 years ago.. if i were to try to marry my fiancee, who is asian, then we would've been lynched.. is that right?
Matt: they all said no
adupont13: Bwwwhaha..
Matt: and then i basically went out to point out how shit changes.. in this day and age, homosexual couples are more commonplace and more accepted
adupont13: Maybe that wasn't the case 40 years ago, but if you wanted to marry a black woman.
adupont13: Yeah.
Matt: no.. the law was that whites had to marry whites, and minorities needed to marry minorities
Matt: no inter-mixing of the racial pool
adupont13: Hello, a hundred yeas ago, try marrying a catholic and protestin. (sp)
Matt: try marrying a jew and a catholic today. heh
Matt: then one person was trying to say that homosexuality was a new phenomenon
Matt: and then i asked him if he was religious.. he said yes..
Matt: so, i brought up Sodom
Matt: he didnt like that too much
adupont13: Homosexuality is new? Jesus.
Matt: i went on to mention that it was a city that people "screwed whatever and whoever was around"
adupont13: They only mentioned it int eh Bible. When was that written?
Matt: and then he said "yea, then god destroyed the city"
Matt: and i interjected "isn't this the same god who said that slavery was ok? that it is ok to beat women?"
adupont13: Heh.
Matt: i then proceeded to ask if i could beat his mother and sell her into slavery
Matt: after i said that.. "but God said it was not wrong"
adupont13: lol
adupont13: I think I might post this conversation to the blog. ;>
Matt: i had my teacher laughing so hard, she was in tears. heh
Matt: another quality point made by the hate mongers:
Matt: "Gays should not be allowed to adopt children, because it will warp the children into being flamers"
Matt: me, being the passionate one, asked:
adupont13: Wow. What kind of knuckle-scraping mouth breathers does Byrant admit?
Matt: "Then how is it we have homosexuals now? I mean, straight couples, by your logic, cannot create homosexuals, just like gat couples cannot raise straight children"
Matt: he said "bad parenting"
adupont13: See,you're tryin to introduce logic. That will crush their fragile eggshell minds. :)
Matt: then i asked him about how some parents, who have twins: one is staight and the other is a flaming homosexual
Matt: logic was not going over well
Matt: and then, one girl was trying to say that it was a trendy thing, that all the cool kids are doing it now
adupont13: Appearently. And just think, these are the future business leaders of America.
Matt: (luckily, this kid is a communications and cis major.. heh)
adupont13: Whew.
adupont13: So we won't be seein any skidmarks from chins ont he floor of Wall Street?
Matt: heh
Matt: i kind of wished the class was longer
Matt: i wanted to put them down more
adupont13: I think I need to come to class with oyu.
Matt: heheeh